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Momma Demotivational Poster


Momma was right! -




MY MOMMA SAID -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

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CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am, #234921
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your a** tomorrow


OH NO NO NO NO NO NO.... -


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm, #118451
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am, #117666
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm, #112029
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm, #112024
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm, #112008
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!


GREY SCORPION -


TAGS: not the baby daddy i love my babys momma
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 10:44 pm, #172051
Most excellent!! thank you Aggy! them little ankle biters always gettin' between me and my destination. little yard lizards have knocked me out of the saddle to often. "Never raise your hand against a child,... it leaves your groin exposed!!" 5L!


SCARRED FOR LIFE -


TAGS: scarred floor is lava cheap ass momma
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Sho - August 16, 2010, 9:03 pm, #189706
How does he do it =O
spacedog - August 16, 2010, 6:52 pm, #189690
Nice one Face. 5L
Reality Lord - August 16, 2010, 1:36 pm, #189664

you been eating timmies again dude....awesome stuff


Mama June -


TAGS: momma june honey boo boo obese camera extra weight
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - February 20, 2014, 9:13 am, #253121
Well….how’d I miss this? No, really……. how?
Oldsod - February 19, 2014, 7:04 pm, #253098
Probably the camera with the wide-angle lens, which is hopefully NEVER between her and a pizza...or ten...


KISMET -


TAGS: emilio speed date momma mia
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:46 pm, #240658
Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 6:36 pm, #240655
Glad ya saw this one, ED…cheers
EmilioDumphque - November 16, 2012, 5:33 pm, #240649
LOL


Do you ever fall asleep -


TAGS: asleep hope wake this is my first ever ph**oshop in gimp are you proud of me momma
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:16 pm, #251920
loving the dark style


YO MOMMA -


TAGS: yo momma jokes motifakes
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

forseti - May 10, 2010, 11:54 am, #175442
yo momma does more 3s than BMW and is as sucks like a 7 (pretty funny in German, don't know if the play on words works in English too)
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:41 pm, #173030
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks past the TV, I miss 3 adverts.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 7:24 pm, #172709
Yo momma is so fat, if she got run over by a truck, the chalk industry would perish.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 7:01 pm, #172701
Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama is so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mam is so fat she plays pool with the plants. You mama is so fat her high school picture is an aerial ph**ograph.
xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 6:50 pm, #172700
Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama is so fat, when god said let there be light she had to move.
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:19 am, #140086
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:18 am, #140085
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:20 am, #138343
with her legs spread WIDE and it said "Breakfast of Champions." Need I go on? I will anyway. Yo momma is so dumb, she waited for a STOP sign to say GO. Sorry to slam on yo mamma so hard, but she's used to it! O!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:18 am, #138341
Yo momma is so s**tty, I saw her buy a skirt last week and complimented her on "the belt." Speaking of belts, you momma is SO fat she has to tie hers with a boomerang. Further more, yo momma is so s**tty that I saw her on the front of a Wheatie's box
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:14 am, #138339
Yo mamma is so large, a cop saw her standing on a street corner and called for crowd control!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:11 am, #138337
Yo momma is so FAT I had had to take two buses and a cab to get on her GOOD SIDE.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:07 am, #138336
Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks "innuendo" is an Italian suppository!
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 5:47 am, #113221
Yo Momma so fat,when she has to haul a**,it takes her 10 to the power of 57 trips.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:42 pm, #105365
Just because yo momma sucks d*ck in a phone booth, that don't make her a call girl!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:18 pm, #105240
Yo Momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:16 pm, #105239
Yo Momma's like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:18 am, #105225
i was wondering how hod you went so fast
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:17 am, #105224
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am, #105222
Copy and paste...Tool of the lazy....Mooooooooooo's best friend.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am, #105221
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am, #105220
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am, #105219
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am, #105218
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:14 am, #105217
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:12 am, #105216
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:09 am, #105214
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:08 am, #105212
Yo mama so nasty she brings the crabs to the beach
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:05 am, #105209
Yo Momma's like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 8:23 am, #105169
yo mamma's so hairy you were born with rug burn
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:26 pm, #104973
What's the difference between tour mama and a washing machine?....When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week!
BriaHere - August 5, 2009, 5:29 pm, #104918
Yo Mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Edu - August 5, 2009, 4:00 pm, #104884
Yo' Mama's so fat I took my car for a drive around her and ran out of gas xD Yo' Mama's so ugly she looked at her reflection to cure herself from hicups. lulz
AAA - June 29, 2009, 2:32 pm, #91503
Yo' Mama's so dumb, she fell out the window, and she fell UP!
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:07 am, #85189
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
moooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:09 am, #84908
Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:08 am, #84907
Yo Mammas so poor. 1 time I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what ya doin?" she said. Movin!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:23 pm, #84856
Your momma so black, when she goes outside, the phone rates drop.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:20 pm, #84854
Yo Momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
SpectreT65 - June 6, 2009, 4:33 pm, #84794
Yo Mama's so dumb, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
LogicDude - April 16, 2009, 7:01 pm, #73477
Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.
LOLOLOL - April 4, 2009, 10:20 pm, #70482
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she got pregnant after riding A SPERM whale.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:34 pm, #70151
Yo Momma is so fat that if she ever stopped eating General Mills would need a federal bailout.
Mc Lovin - April 2, 2009, 9:32 am, #69742
Yo Momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephant threw peanuts at her.
That One Guy - March 31, 2009, 1:48 am, #69199
Yo Momma so dumb, she asked parenting advice from Britney Spears.
Mr Taco - March 20, 2009, 11:29 am, #66803
yo momma is so fat shes the reason why titanic sank!
donthate - March 17, 2009, 2:11 pm, #66321
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born they named her "Dayum!!"
dgbt - March 17, 2009, 1:43 pm, #66316
Yo Momma so dumb she gave your uncle a ***w j** to help his unemployment.
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:35 pm, #66315
Yo Momma is like Mr. Culos logo...her b*** is always up in the air.
Elder God Douchebag - March 17, 2009, 12:48 pm, #66307
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'.
Fatty - March 17, 2009, 12:25 pm, #66301
Yo Momma so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:03 pm, #66296
Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:01 pm, #66295
Yo momma is so stupid, she spent twenty minues looking at an orange juice box becasue it said "concentrate".
Donthate - March 17, 2009, 11:57 am, #66293
Yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued........"
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:42 am, #66290
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like the Ninja Turtles.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:38 am, #66289
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat a** out of the way.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:37 am, #66288
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am, #66286
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am, #66256
Yo momma so fat she got to vote for Obama twice.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am, #66255
Yo momma so dumb she thinks Obama’s gonna pay her mortgage.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:55 am, #66254
Yo momma so dumb she voted for Obama.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 3:51 am, #66245
Yo momma so skanky , Clinton won't even touch her
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:27 am, #66241
Yo Momma so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:42 am, #66235
Yo Momma...is so fat that instead of using a tampon she uses a sheep with a rope around it's neck.
... - March 17, 2009, 12:35 am, #66234
Yo Momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:34 am, #66233
Yo Momma...is so fat that Al Gore is blaming global warming on her farts.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:26 am, #66229
Yo Momma....is so fat that her whole a** won't fit on just one MotiFake poster.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 12:11 am, #66221
Yo momma so fat....DAYUM!


Overachiever -


TAGS: no yo momma jokes please
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:31 pm, #262102
Request DENIED!!!!!! Stealing your ph**o when I have time to make posters! BWAHAHAHAHA! 5 ROTFL lions, yuk-yuk!
GaryO - July 24, 2015, 7:57 am, #262095
Always a good poster. Hey, here's an idea; what say you scoot on over to the evolution thread...hmmm?
Cloudy - July 24, 2015, 5:20 am, #262094
Every time I see a ph**o like that I wonder what happened. Cars derailed preventing the locomotive from moving forward and nobody thought to shut it off?
JesusWept - July 23, 2015, 4:26 pm, #262089
Talk about a bumpy ride. 5.


Yo Momma -


TAGS: momma fat boats accident
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - April 13, 2015, 3:25 am, #260769
ROTFL!!!! I LUV this joke! Adding this one to the 'yo' momma' collection! This is great! 5 laughing lions!


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